This one is for Ross and Mikey

Yeah, that's right this beautiful blog of excellence is only for two people and not the billions of internet users. I don't do this very often and I don't write about New Moon or UFC, which makes my topics uninteresting to most people. I'm at a TSN turning point in my life where I'm no longer sure if I want to pursue comedy. It doesn't pay very much and I find it hard to live in poverty because of it. Also, I don't really feel that funny anymore and that's a big part of comedy or so I've read on more popular blogs (Thanks Mikey for being my only follower). There was a point last year when I was actually dealing with depression which is depressing looking back on that. It made me feel really unfunny but for some reason I lost a lot of weight because I became obsessed with running on treadmills. There was also a point where someone I used to think was my friend started to give me a rough time over it. I won't name names Ah, I won't go in much further into my character assassination. I was just hurt because of it and it bothers me every time I think about. Let's transition before this gets really unfunny.

I think my goal now is to make a better blog. I'm tired of just writing a once a month entry, it's time to go blog or go home page. If anyone stumbles upon this give me some ideas how to make this blog better but first I'll brainstorm some ideas.

1. Attach links for high quality pornography
2. Post some videos, if that's possible I'll have to check with the google folks
3. Start blogging about the cast of New Moon and sensationalize their worthless lives (That's my perception but you probably feel different)

One last thing and you'll like me over this. Dairy Queen has a Blizzard Fan Club and when you join you get a buy one get on blizzard coupon and it gets better because you'll get a free blizzard on your birthday. So suck on that with a spoon full of tasty ice cream goodness.

Bye