Let's get this party over with so I don't have to listen to Pink anymore

Hello Internet, How's it going? How have you been? I think this is the first time that I've actually blogged in consecutive days. So what's on my mind grapes right now. I've been watching a lot of TV in the last few days and probably won't change until I'm employed. TV in general is pretty shitty and there isn't much reason to watch it unless it's a prime time show or sports perhaps. I've recently stumbled into the area of watching tv at pretty much any time of the day. If you are Canadian like myself stations like TV Tropolis make that possible. If you have ADD like me it's a great station because it replays hit shows like Seinfeld and Family Guy throughout the day. My problem is that I become too brainwashed and fail to notice that they replay the same episodes constantly. I also watch Trailer Park Boys at least once or twice a day and I catch the re-runs of Conan and Jimmy Fallon. I need some escape maybe a vacation? Wait, I just bought Wii Sports Resort so no need for that. I've enjoyed it so far and the sword fighting is pretty awesome, overall it's a great game and I highly recommend it.

Ok, let's take a breather. I've been typing like a mad man and it's really humid in my hizzle. That's right I said hizzle.

New topic (just prepare for more written diarrhea) I'm really excited because this week I'm going to my cousins wedding in North Bay and I'm not excited about the North Bay part. I've been known to cut a really good rug when I go to weddings. For some reason it just comes out of me and I'm a slave to the dance floor. My best guess is that I don't dance in bars and clubs because I'm too self conscious but I really want to but my dignity is holding back. I figure with weddings you are there because of friends or family and you're not as embarrassed to dance around them. My last wedding was pretty amazing and I really hit my stride during Billy Jean. I hadn't danced to that song since I was at least 8 years old but somehow it was just like riding a bike. I just have the feeling that I will own that dance floor. The only thing that won't be good about the wedding is that I don't drink anymore and I find it hard to get along with drunk people especially drunk family members, that's when shit happens.

Bye

Here's one for the feadbag of internet mishaps. I don't even know what I mean by that, maybe someone can interpret that for me. I'm kind of a comedian but at this point that career is on hold but hopefully not for long (I don't want to get into it but mental health issues were at play).
I'm trying to read books right now to help me change my outlook on the world. Two that I've read which I highly recommend are Freakonomics and The Outliers. Great reads if your into that otherwise you're like most people and you don't read, you can always keep your fingers crossed for straight to dvd movie (the secret did it) I can remember my mom reading me Cloudy with a Change of Meatballs like it was yesterday, wait it was yesterday. She was just trying to get me up to speed before I saw the movie (I'm just joking about that). It's a movie that I don't really want to see but it might actually be good, I still haven't jumped onto the 3D movie bandwagon yet. Well to go onto a totally different topic, I'm a little bit sad that I ran out of chocolate syrup now my milk will be boring. It was kind of funny when I reached the final bit because like other squeeze containers it made a fart sound and that doubled with the brown of the chocolate made me giggle. I think that it was a great way to go out. Hershey squirts mother fuckers!!! Actually it wasn't Hershey it was Nestle but it's the same deal. I'm just realizing right now that Hershey chocolate syrup in shaped like a cow, while the Nestle goes with the bunny. The brown cow makes sense but what do bunnies have to do with it? Nothing, I think well no ones tried to get milk from rabbits yet but the future is weird and wonderful thing. Peace