Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Corrections

I'm going to start off and say, "I'm sorry for my bad grammar!" I just re-read my last post and I seem to have the writing skills of one of em' persons from one of em' loser countries. I don't even know what that was all about. I'm feeling very foolish right now. I almost wasted 8 weeks learning how to get a job. I think that I can tutor myself in at least 6 weeks. It is important to be employable in this economic landscape. I spent two days at this so called "training" and all I came away with was a collage of things I like doing. It was a mash-up of cars, babes and sports. I didn't realize that I was so manly and lame at the exact same time. Inside I was like, come on! This is stupid, but I think that I'll give myself kudos for the first time after quitting something..

Ok, so guess what portal of the abyss. I finally got some followers on twitter, Hurray for me! It's weird that I have all these friends on FB but I don't know anyone on twitter. I did however choose Shaq as my first follower. He just seems to post up random jibberish that doesn't make sense to me. This just reinforces that this is the real Shaq.

I'm not sure if this blog gets read by many people because I haven't posted many entries. So, I'd like to tell people that I'm a aspiring comedian and I recently posted up a fan page on facebook. If you want to look up Kirk Hicks and you should find me. Here's a link to my demo video on youtube if you'd like some funnies to watch. Cool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sx-qQcerBM

I'm afraid that I don't have much else to talk about right now. I promise that I will revise this entry to make for a better reading experience, unlike last time.

Goodbye

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Happy?

I'm just popping in today because I've been wallowing in my own crapulence. (Thanks Simpsons).
I smelled gasoline after a thunderstorm and I don't know how to feel right now. I'm just feeling alone thanks to the internet. I started a Twitter account but I don't have any followers yet and the only people I follow are Shaq and Steven Colbert. I'm just wondering when that will pick up because common there can't only be tweens updating every pointless moment of their existence on there. Where are my people? 2o somethings who are trying to stay current. Don't get me started on this blog, this might only be my second entry but common where's the love. I just need to learn the real secret of internet networking. Attach my blog to my facebook, my twitter to my blog etc. That might be too complicated for someone bought their name as a domain name but can't figure out how to publish the web site (stupid mac software). I don't know how I did it but I'm very computer illiterate. I know my way around better then some obviously. But my grandma know how to use a scanner which I don't even know how to. I'm sure it's easy but I've never owned one of those crazy all in one printer deals.

Has anyone see the new Star Trek movie: Live Long and Lobster.
that's just a little joke but it could be a good movie. Star Trek has ventured all accross the universe but never in the depths of the ocean, which is apparantly vast and unexplored. Think about that, the 3 people who read this blog.

I'm actually happy because I get to have a Chinese Buffet for dinner but I have to sit through a musical about the 70's that doens't make any reference to Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd. What a joke. If it was laser Pink Floyd and a buffet I'd be in Nirvana. Well I guess it worth sitting through this show even with a ton of 70's references that will go over my head 23 year old head. It would nice if there were lasers or just laser, that would be a fair compromise.

OK