So close

Hey fuck you internet just kidding, I can't stay mad at you for countless reasons. Christmas is so close, I can tell because the malls are packed and I'm eating holiday themed cookie dough. But where's the love this year? Not in my house yet to tell the truth, we still don't have lights up and I have the feeling nobody cares this year. There's no mystery about who'll get what gift, it's all been delegated I'm pretty sure they used the same methodology at Auschwitz (didn't mean to go there Jewish friends and happy Hanukkah :) It's just been more like Christmas with the Kranks instead of Christmas Vacation. I just need some christmas spirit and I just drank all the rum and egg nogg. What's a guy to do, so Santa please come fix my christmas, just leave your damn dirty hands off my mother.


Thanks
Kirk