Sup dinks

Hello, you could say that again but you'd be pretty repetitive wouldn't you now. I'm going to fall asleep soon so if this ends weird it's probably because I'm very tired. Have you ever loved somebody ever need somebody need them bad. Led Zeppelin. I don't like when people post lyrics and quotes from pop culture and don't quote it. People think you're a genius and that you came up with when all you really had was the creativity to copy and paste something or just recall something from Anchor Man. Come on, I think people should either just not post something or actually make something that's fucking original. I don't know I wasn't even planning on talking about this, which is why my blog often fails I think or just never takes off. This was so much easier to do when I going manic you have no idea. I'm just so depressed all the time it's like the treat to being bi-polar is that sometimes you go a little wacky like a cartoon and things that are awesome just come out of you. It's totally the best you guys should all try it out sometime, it's no MMDA or whatever that's called but it's something that makes you feel super human. Dangers include being promiscuous, really that sounds like a plus to me because normally I don't even care that much to even go out and get laid. Because I'd rather prefer to stay in and watch Monk, which women aren't into. I don't really care I'm happy with my life, now I'm doing that kind of thing who is this for really? I might to send this in PDF to a psycho therapist. I'm done I think and no I didn't get a chance to burn Justin Beiber but man he's had a tough go lately with all his successes. Ok goodbye, I wish that I had a following so I could actually plan something every day and what not and have an actually format but maybe someday people (meaning 2)

I want a biscuit breakfast sandwich but where's the gravy?

Ok, this post will likely have nothing to do with the title unless maybe I can't think of a good way to end it. I haven't posted on this in quite sometime and I see my following hasn't changed at all, still just 1 person, I'm okay with that, at least I'm reaching somebody and that's all that really counts (losers in real life often say this but it stings more being a loser on the internet I find). I'm just starting to get back into shape but it's been really hard, there's a McDonald's way too close to my house but I'm making strides to eat healthier meals at home but I often will cave to the temptation (also this time of year they're offering many new items that you just know aren't going to be around forever, so get it while you can). I'm also trying to get in more cardio and I do this by jogging up the stairs in the Subway. The only problem when I started doing this would be I was out of breath by the time I reached the top and I would always end up walking right behind some person who thought I was a deep breathing rapist. But sometimes when they run away I don't feel creepy rather that I'm helping them with their own fitness goals. Where were we? Butter Milk Biscuits. No I really don't want to talk about those but I do like McDonald's commercials celebrating them like they're the next best thing in biscuits but in actuality they're terrible and made my mouth sore from eating them. (It could be possible mine were on the stale side but I'm not that curious or obese enough to give them another shot.)

This is the segment I'm sure you're familiar with my blog. It's something I like to call celebrity gossip speculation. This week I'm going to focus on Justin Beiber, he's been notoriously known for fictitiously operating an underage house of homosexual burlesque from his Los Angeles home. When said reporter contacted him via twitter for a comment Justin declined saying such accusations were completely slander. But I think writing them down makes them truthful so I'm not worried being sued for libel and come on this is the Internet who's ever been sued over that. On a related note go see Justin Bieber's movie if you like being in a room with a 100 screaming pre-pubescent girls (I'm talking to you uncle Gary)

Now for my movie review of the week. Terminator 2: If you haven't seen this movie it's probably time to see it. But please watch this on Netflix because it often gets butchered on TBS. Just a heads up next weeks review is exactly the same but just replace it with Aliens

Valentines day is today so I hope you're all prepared for love or depression whatever the day calls for. Since this is just the beginning of my day I still have some hope that I will find somebody who I won't have to pay to spend time with me. I find the worse thing really is that all the hot crisis nurses at the hospital all have dates on valentines so I always have to pick what's left over. Just kidding but I think I might use that as stand-up tomorrow, I don't know why I'm tell you following that doesn't exist.

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